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Much better than expected

Ever since I was a small boy, I've had bad experiences with walnuts. There was the time my Aunt Phloem mailed me some from her vacation home in Montgomery, AL but they came totally crushed due to a vindictive postal carrier. Later, I had my hopes up for my favorite birthday dish of walnuts, yams, ...and an unpeeled kiwi dashed when the walnuts we had purchased at a different store ended up actually being 3 cans of ant repellent. So when I saw these in the store, I was struck with that familiar feeling of apprehension, anticipation, and gas. But let me tell you, I'm glad I called my life coach Kevin that day because he told me if I didn't buy these walnuts I may regret it forever. I got home, drew myself a bath, changed into my walnut pajamas, and opened the bag. I instantly knew this time was going to be different. This time, my dreams would be fulfilled. They say you shouldn't meet your heroes, but those people have never met the Wellsley Farms Walnuts. Each one was a bouquet of flavor in my mouth. Their shape, their texture, their kind words when I'm feeling down. Yes, I will be going back and buying more of these once I'm done studying for my CDL exam. That's right, because my experience went so well with these walnuts, I decided to go after goal number 2 in life: become a bus driver for people who need to go to the store to buy soup. If there was a downside to these walnuts, it's that the bag is a little loud when I'm opening it for a midnight snack. My dog Larry the Beagle hears it, gets very excited, and sometimes will have an accident in the house. But, it's worth it because these walnuts are so delicious and Larry the Beagle has recently started a highly-rated podcast.